Human Thoughts

landlockedmermaid:

in honor of reaching 10,000 followers this week and the upcoming launch of my shop this coming monday, i have decided to have a giveaway! you’ll receive one of my galaxy detachable collars. :-)

~rules~

• have to be following landlockedmermaid (tryna give back to the people who have stuck with me for the last two years) 
• can reblog/like as many times as ya want! likes count!
• giveaway ends friday june 8th!

imwithkanye:

First Look: The End Of The World

Co-written and co-directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, the film co-stars Paul Rudd, James Franco, Emma Watson, Aziz Ansari, Jason Segel, Rihanna, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Danny McBride and Jay Baruchel all playing themselves (or thinly veiled versions of themselves) who have to forgo their celebrity status when imminent doom looms large over the earth.

(via bitchana)

(Source: hymaewhitman)

[Aubrey] Plaza says her dream is to do a real ­middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, ­specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and ­Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” (x)

(via bitchana)

Big Mac attack!

(Source: snippyspy, via landlockedmermaid)

I had the stickers all over my door.

ohhvalencia:

holy shit. I totally forgot about these!

(Source: tattooposer, via valenciabean)

What a bad ass bitch.

(via bitchana)

(Source: skinnylikeher1, via landlockedmermaid)